I like my mum; she bought a green sofa so me and my sister can hide behind it when Dr Who comes on the telly. It’s on now. I wish I could see what’s happening but I can’t because I’m hiding behind the sofa. I know Dr Who’s in trouble because I can hear someone telling him they want to exterminate him. I don’t know what exterminate means. My aunty makes great toffee apples. She does it in her kitchen. Her toilet is outside. I don’t like going to toilet outside. The bands playing the theme tune to Z-cars and I’m dancing with some old man who they call ‘Uncle Jack’. I’m wearing a t-shirt with ‘I love Donny’ on it. I know I like him, but I’m not sure I love him. I like my mum; she says we can have Kentucky Fried Chicken and chips. I have to get them and remember to ask for an extra portion of chips. I want to say two bags but my mum says I have to say portion. Patricia Smart just told me I can look down her vest if I give her a penny. I like my mum, she gave me a penny. I don’t think she knew what I wanted it for though.
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